Breaking in a New 5950 Hat Part II

This summer, we came up with what has become our most popular post about breaking in a new 5950 cap.  Specifically, we've gotten a number of e-mails about shrinking the top of the cap or the "crown" of the hat.  

We've recently invented a new technique for shrinking the crown of these caps - so we thought a new post was  in order to explain our technique.  Once again, this is our most popular cluster of posts - so we invite you to visit our sponsors so that we can keep this page running.  

Step 1 of this new technique is to find a girlfriend and temporarily steal her blowdryer.  The WellDressedSportsGirlfriend was happy to oblige in this case.  Thanks, lady.  

As we mentioned in our previous post on this topic - the 5950 contains a plastic mesh frame beneath the caps logo to keep the crown firm.  The goal of this technique is to heat up the plastic on the inside the cap and shape it to your head.  Don't go overboard here - avoid heating up the cap too much and don't burn your head.

Reader Robb sent us the following tip for this stage: 

I wanted to pass on another suggestion (courtesy of my wife). I took her bottle of Downey Wrinkle Releaser and sprayed the whole outside of the bowl of the hat, with it on my head. I soaked it pretty well. I worked it in by smoothing it out hard with my palms. After it dried, I repeated that; but this time I blow dried it dry. I'm not sure if there was one portion of this procedure that was the kicker (I believe it was the wrinkle releaser/blowdrier) but the whole process has yielded a pretty good result.

Step 2 - Heat up the blowdryer and turn the cap over.  Start heating up the inside of the cap behind the logo.  

Step 3 - Once you've gotten the blowdryer warm and the inside of the cap is a bit loosened up, start pressing down on the crown of the cap, encouraging the plastic mesh inside to bend just a bit. You'll start to feel the heat on the other side of the cap.  Once you start to feel it getting hot shut off the blowdryer and give the cap a second to cool down.  Then put the cap on your head and hold your hands on top of the crown of the cap, shaping it to your liking.   

And there you have it!  Do this a couple of times and the plastic inside of your cap will bend to your liking.  It doesn't require any of the cap surgery that can result in breaking the hat and gives you an excuse to ask that girl you have a crush on for a favor.  Yup, we're just here to help.

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A Sports Fans Christmas Wish List

The holidays are quickly approaching.  Are you struggling to find the perfect gift for your favorite sports fan?  Well, we're here to help you out. In the following post you'll find our suggestions for how to shop for that sports fan on your list and will give you some specific ideas.    

The most important thing to know is what team or teams they are a fan of - purchasing a White Sox hat for a Cubs fan can be a huge mistake. Once you figure out what team they are a fan of and their size - if possible - try to match your purchase with their style.  

For guys - I'd take a moment to think about what type of place they typically shop.  Someone who likes the JCrew broken in look would probably enjoy one of these throwback shirts from Distant Replays.  For those unfamiliar with the terrain of shopping for sports merchandise - the term "throwback" is often used by sports fan to refer to shirts, jerseys, or color or logo schemes since retired by the team.  Its the sports version of "retro".  Throwbacks give off the image that you've been a fan of the team for a long time - more often than not they also look cool and relaxed.  The sort of gear you can wear with a pair of jeans on a weekend afternoon around the house or at a casual sports bar.  

If the guy your shopping for tends to shop at a place more like REI, a hooded sweatshirt might be the way to go.  Outerwear tends to be a little more expensive - but if the guy you know attends the games in an outdoor arena - the gear will probably be much appreciated as they try to battle the elements over the course of the season.  MLB baseball, in particular, makes a cool line of Therma Base jackets that are perfect for those early spring and late fall games.  

Speaking of baseball fans - the World Baseball Classic will return next spring.  This line of gear is pretty cool for sports fans you know that also have an attachment to places around the world like Canada, Japan or Puerto Rico.  

If you know the size of the person your shopping for - it is hard to go wrong with a t-shirt and hat combo, like this one from the Colorado Avalanche.  A number of colleges and universities - as well as professional sports teams make this kind of hat and shirt combo. 

Finally, the college bowl schedule is being announced as I write this.  If you know a fan of one of the teams that made it into a bowl game - why not buy your favorite sports fan a t-shirt of their upcoming bowl game?  Since the list is long here, Google will prove to be your friend.  

If you have a young man on your list who plays video games - we're obligated to remind you about Madden '09 - the latest in the long series of NFL games from EA Sports.   If they already have Madden - we like the NCAA franchise.  

Onto the ladies.  We tend to dislike pink gear, but if you know a woman that wears a lot of pink - nearly every team makes pink versions of their replica jerseys.  Instead, teams also make the same types of replica jerseys in a women's cut.  We're fans of this style.  These zip up hoodies are also really cute.  

Buying fitted hats can be a bit dangerous if you don't know their exact size, but this sort of "stretch" fit hat is becoming more common.  

Finally, the NFL has a useful page for tailgaters here.  If you're still stumped - all of the pro leagues offer gift cards.  If you live near the college or university that he or she is a fan of, you can swing by the school's bookstore for a gift card.  Check the links surrounding this page for other gift ideas. 

Happy shopping!  Have further tips for us?  Send us an e-mail at welldressedsportsfan@gmail.com

NHL Practice Jerseys

The NHL and MLB do something that I often wish other leagues would look into.  They both sell practice jerseys for all of their teams. Practice jerseys are often a bit more subtle than the regular jerseys of many squads.  If you don't mind the colors of your teams' primary jersey, then don't bother getting a practice jersey.     

If your squad happens to rock some atrocious color scheme, San Jose Sharks and Minnesota Wild - I'm looking at you, then the practice jerseys offer a nice alternative to looking like a Disney cartoon threw up on you at the game. 

Quick Tip: Once again, hockey arenas tend to run on the cool side - newer arenas have ice that is actually cooled from the bottom, but it pays to wear a gray hoodie underneath the jersey.  It makes the jersey look less baggy and keeps you warmer and more comfortable.  You can also get away with leaving your coat in the car on your walk to the arena. 

NCAA Basketball

I'm watching the Minnesota Gophers take on the Virginia Cavaliers on ESPN this evening.  This got me thinking about sports gear for basketball games.  We've discussed this from the ladies' side, but haven't talked about men's gear yet.  

Nothing looks lamer and more dated that an old, faded basketball jersey with some forgotten jerk.  In general, I avoid basketball jerseys all together.  They look cool on the court when you're actually paid or give a scholarship to play - but you look like a tool wearing one with no shirt to a game - I don't care how hot it is outside.  

In general, I think it is a pretty decent life rule to avoid being mocked on blogs run by female sports fans.  In general.

Instead, check out these performance t-shirts made by Nike.  Newer t-shirts can be pre-made with a sweet distressed look.  There are a lot of options.  I would recommend avoiding t-shirts with oh-so-clever basketball team slogans or sayings once you hit adulthood.  The Well Dressed Sports Girl and I haven't exactly come to a consensus on this last point - so we'll maybe open it up again for another post.  

Buffalo Bills Throwbacks

The Buffalo Bills are wearing their throwback uniforms today, which we think are pretty sick. The Bills wore some pretty blah uniforms in the 1990s, so we're happy they went a little further back in the archives for these bad boys.  This Mitchell & Ness throwback hat  compliments the jersey perfectly.  

In a pinch you could also rock the Reebok version of the lid, but I think it is a little too flashy to go with a jersey that is supposed to look retro.  

Ashley Judd Delivers, And is Super Hot

I'm sure that on the top of Ashley Judd's New Year's Resolutions is to acquire the lavish praise of some start up sports bloggers, so I thought we could give her an early start by posting this today. Several weeks ago, before the election, Ashley Judd - a die hard Kentucky basketball fan, promised that if North Carolina went blue for Obama, she would sit in the midst of the North Carolina student section.  Well, North Carolina went for Obama and she watched her favorite team get trounced in the middle Chapel Hill.

Sitting in the opposing team's student section isn't an easy thing to do, so I wanted to give Ashley Judd props.  Plus, she looks  fantastic in a simple white shirt and jeans.  A grey Kentucky shirt would work here too - contrasting from the students in Tarheel Blue.  I'm also digging the athletic hair buns - a nice contrast to those terrible pigtails we've recently explored.  

So once again, big ups to Ashley Judd.  She deserves some 'cred. 

Well Dressed Girlfriend's take: It's great.  You doubters out there are no doubt confused about what might seem like an apparent 180 on the pigtail issue.  But face it, the Princess Leia look works for AJ--it neatly wraps stylish, practical, sexy, way fun, and even a little sophisticated into, well, two buns I guess.  She pairs the 'do with a simple jeans and t-shirt duo, but the look is practiced.  Her shirt fits impeccably, and even with the cropped photo I have no doubt the jeans do as well.  This is not some thrown on $12.99 special she picked up at the student store on her way out of Lexington.  This shirt is well loved and hugs in all the right places without trying too hard.  Plus, kudos on the sleeve length.  If AJ is anything like me, she snapped up this find after becoming immediately smitten with the perfect shortness of this short-sleeved gem.   Too much analysis of the plain white t-shirt?  Sorry, but it's simply perfect, and should be celebrated even if her team isn't.

In short, go for this look.  There's no obvious make-up in sight (it's a ball game, folks...), she looks relaxed, yet is wearing a jump-out-of-your-seat-friendly outfit.  The snap reaction looking at her?  Definitely a dyed in the wool fan.  She even resists the impulse to dress it up just a little with some jewelry.  AJ, you sparkle enough as it is.  Thanks for being a model fan.

Lids NFL Clearance

Lids is having a clearance on NFL hats, some as low as $15.  I bought one last night.  I just thought I'd share.

NHL Third Jerseys - Guest Reviewer!

My sister and I are native Minnesotans, which makes us qualified to comment on all things hockey.  I decided to ask her for some comments on these new third jerseys for a few select NHL teams.

Ottawa Senators - The new Senators logo has really grown on me. I have a beer cozy with the new logo that reminds me of Canada - and beer.

Well Dressed Sister - "Nice masculine colors.  Not so much for the ladies." 

Buffalo Sabers - I really like this old school look.  Buffalo has lucked out with this third jersey and the new Bills logo.  

Well Dressed Sister - "The logo is fantastic.  The horizontal lines aren't exactly slimming." 

Pittsburgh Penguins 

Well Dressed Sister - "Those are far more feminine colors.  Might not work so well for the men at the game.  Penguins are cute though." 

Well Dressed Sports Guy - Funny you should mention that, Sis.  Elizabeth Banks has a scene in Zack and Miri Make a Porno where she is wearing this sweater as a night shirt.  It is pretty friggin hot in case you were wondering.

Well Dressed Sister - "Whatever." 

Boston Bruins - I'm not a huge fan of the Bruins regular jerseys, so I like the third jersey.  That said, they are a bit too reminiscent of a bumble bee for my taste.

Well Dressed Sister - "I second that opinion.  The bee that is.  These jerseys must make the entire team look like a swarm of angry bees.  Which I suppose isn't necessarily a bad thing."

Thanks, Sis!  I'll let you know next time I need a third opinion.

Well Dressed Sister: "No problem.  Just to warn you I have stronger opinions about baseball uniforms."  

SI.com rates the new NHL third jerseys here. 

40% Off Personalized MLB Jerseys Today!

Ahh Black Friday, the one day of the year that people are dumb enough to trample their fellow human beings in order to get cheap plastic.  My contempt at the post-Thanksgiving rush aside, there are some really great holiday deals out there today.  MLB.com is having a sale on customizable jerseys today - 40% off.  

If you've been thinking about making one of these anyway, now is the time.  We'd suggest avoiding some clever nickname on the back - just stick with your own last name funnyman - and don't be ridiculous by picking the number 69, it makes you look like a teenager.  Stick with a classic number like 10, or 7 or, I don't know - 21.   For the one customizable jersey that I own, I decided to stick with the year of my birth. 

The advantage of these jerseys is that you will never be traded.  Modern teams tend to tweak jerseys every couple of years - but a standard customized home jersey should last you longer than that of your favorite player. 

Happy shopping!

Thanksgiving NFL Throwback Jerseys

Two NFL teams traditionally play on Thanksgiving - the Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys.  Both teams have worn throwbacks for the special Thursday game.  The Cowboys wore their throwback duds last week, and the Lions are set to wear theirs for Thursday's game; but it got me thinking about those two teams throwback jerseys.  

The Lions recent history hasn't exactly been storied - but these Barry Sanders throwbacks from 1994 should remind you of greener pastures.  These jerseys look solid with a grey hoodie underneath.  

We at The Well Dressed Sports Fan sort of like these Tony Romo throwbacks, but not enough to recommend them more than their current white threads.   They look eerily like the current NFL Pro Bowl jerseys, which are pretty god-awful.

The Titans and Seahawks also play on Thursday - two teams with unfortunate jersey histories. Neither will be sporting throwbacks, but I thought I'd give their jerseys a look too.  The Houston Oilers Warren Moon jersey is pretty cool - but while we normally love powder blue throwbacks, we're not head-over-heels for this jersey.  The darker blue was also a better look for the Seattle Seahawks.  We, do, however, like hat logos that stretch from side to side on the front (think Seahawks, Broncos and Bills rather than the 49ers or Raiders).  If you're feeling festive - and not trying to attract a member of the opposite sex anytime soon - check out this Seattle Seahawks knit hat.  Wowza. 

Props to Oregon, but . . .

I like to give props to Oregon for being creative with their football jerseys. The Well Dressed Sports Girlfriend vehemently disagrees, but I like the mesh detailing on the shoulders.  The basketball jerseys on the other hand? Whew, these things are not attractive.   

So Close, and Yet So Far . . .

In our first version of this post, we called out Leonardo Dicaprio for wearing what we thought was a throwback Boston Red Sox cap. Well, we were wrong.  He actually appears to be wearing this UCLA Bruins lid.  Thanks to a reader for pointing this out.  We're used to seeing the powder blue UCLA caps, like this.  

Sometimes we get a little excited here at The Well Dressed Sports Fan and we jumped to a conclusion on this one.  We retract our official wrist slapping, Leo.  Please accept our apology.  

Big Game

Cal defeated Stanford in the 111th Big Game yesterday.  Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin was looking good, rocking a simple blue and yellow Golden Bear t-shirt.  (Getty Images)

Also showing the Golden Bear's some love is Adam Sandler, in his upcoming flick Bedtime Stories.  The shirt is great, but were not thrilled with the plaid shirt - it is a little Happy Gilmorish.  Sticking with the plain tee and jeans would look better, but still not as good as Miss Coughlin.  

Why I Hate Pigtails, or, Have Some Class, Ladies

I hate pigtails.  There, I said it.  There is just something that rubs me the wrong way when I see that girl--you know who I mean--who just loves, with a capital giggle, Team X and shows it by spouting off a tiring list of all the time she and Dad watched games, how alienated she is from all the other girls because she was always such a tomboy, where she got her too-tight jersey and brand new cap.  And worst of all, the whole time she's sporting those damn pigtails.  It's the uniform, apparently, and I hate it.  First, does she really think she's the only girl to like sports?  (Yes, she does.)  Second, does she really think she stands out as Simply Adorable is half the femal population in the stadium is donning that 'do?  (Yes, she does.)  Third, does she really think that anyone will ever think she casually walked into the sporting event looking like an overgrown grade schooler?  Come on guys, have you ever seen as many pigtails as you do at 7:05 at Wrigley Field?!?!?!!!1  Think about it: not at work, not at school, not at bars (not even sports bars), not at the grocery store, electronic store, hot dog stand (unless it's in a stadium), the opera, the prom, track meets, restaurants, Central Park, or a sailboat.  It's just not natural past the age of 7.  In short, forced cute, well, isn't.

Please, girls, have a little class.  Seeing such a trite display of fake tomboyness--nearly buried under gobs of black mascara and peach lip gloss--makes me feel like I've been slapped in the face with that stupid limp rope of hair dangling from your skull.  Harsh?  Definitely.  Catty?  Certainly.  (And yes, I could put pigtails in my hair, and yes, it looks cute.  And yes, I like sports and spent my childhood catching frogs and playing with Legos.  But taunting full grown men with the combination of naughty schoolgirl locks and authentic team jerseys is not my idea of romance OR a fun evening.)

Maybe my words will anger you, or perhaps they will make you think twice about falling into the mold once again.  And if you see a girl three rows back, smiling, with loose hair awkwardly falling in her eyes, you'll know you've made my evening.

(*Note: This does not apply if you are a Vikings fan and are wearing a traditional Viking helmet.  In fact, you even get extra points for being extra festive.  So girls, if you can't give up your pigtails, maybe think about giving up your team and heading for Minneapolis.)

Should I Wear that Free Tee?

We've all been there.  You go to a game with your friend and they are handing out free shirts to the first 5,000 fans.  Despite the fact that the free shirt is so large that it will only fit freaks the size of Andre the Giant properly, your friend enthusiastically puts it on. He swims though the shirt, working his way past the image of that terrible new mascot your team is trying out and turns his big brown eyes to you and says, "Sweet dude!  Free shirt!"  Um, yeah.  Free shirt.

There are two types of giveaways as far as The Well Dressed Sports Fan is concerned.  The first falls under the category of "free stuff to give to your nephew or Dad".  The second type of giveaway occurs only during special games - playoff baseball and basketball and rivalry college games.  In the above picture, Penn State has successfully accomplished a "white out" effect.  The Golden State Warriors, during a recent playoff run, gave out bright gold t-shirts that read, "We Believe".  

In the second kind of instance, it is just fine to throw on the oversized t-shirt.  What the hell, right?  Go for it.  The effect only works if everyone is doing it and you don't want to be the tool that decides at that very moment they've never been a sheep in their life and they refuse to play along.  

In the first example, limited free shirt, hat, or trinket giveaway - just pocket the damn thing and worry about it later.  

Don't be "That Guy"

A recent gem in the St. Paul Pioneer Press chronicled the large number of drunken fans who missed the Minnesota Vikings play the Green Bay Packers this Sunday.  Not only did they drop $40 plus on tickets, they missed an epic game, ending with an Adrian Peterson touchdown scamper and a last second missed field goal.  

I've witnessed first hand the ills of sports drunkenness and I'm here to steer you away from this disease.  It is very important to remember that I am not a doctor, I just consider myself a drinking enthusiast. 

Tip 1: Remember that it takes 45 minutes for the average Joe to process alcohol.  Remember that beer you shot gunned right before heading through the gates?  It is going to hit you right at the start of the second quarter.  This could be a good thing if you had an ever so tiny buzz when you polished off that Bud Light, but if you've already had to much to drink you could be heading for disaster in the middle of the game.  

Tip 2: Know your limit.  This sounds obvious, but a lot of people clearly forget where the line is between having a good time and being so wasted that they won't remember the outcome of the game.  Remember that everyone has a different limit.  Don't force your friend that is three inches shorter and hasn't eaten anything all day to do four shots with you unless you're willing to help him out of the game.  

Tip 3: Make sure you've eaten.  A lot.  That bowl of cereal this morning ain't going to cut it if you're having a few before a noon game.  Go to the game early and eat some protein.  Grill some chicken or have some steak and concentrate on having a good time grilling that, rather than just concentrating on taking shots.  

Tip 4: Limit yourself to one beer at the game.  When I go to a baseball game on a hot summer day, I might leisurely have two beers.  At a football game, you're standing and cheering quite a bit - so it isn't super convenient to have a drink in your hand for four quarters.  I try to take off just before half time to grab a spot in a short line to get a beer.  

Tip 5: Consider drinking after the game instead. This works especially well for dry college stadiums.  If you have season tickets, plan on hitting the bars with your friends after each home game that your team wins.  Bars and restaurants get crowded with the post-game rush, but this adds to the atmosphere if it isn't overly crowded.  The beer is typically less expensive, the selection is better, and you can stand around and re-cap the game with your friends.  

Here and there: A number of Ebbets Field Flannels t-shirts are on sale.  Despite how amused I am by these, please avoid this or this if you are looking to meet a cute female fan at the game. The coolest NFL hat might be this Bills hat.  I think the vast majority of the NFL hats look almost NASCARish.  

Distant Replays is offering a series of Ivy League throwback hockey jerseys that will knock your socks off.  Know anyone who went to Yale?  How about Dartmouth?

Dealing with the Rain as a Sports Fan

I'm heading out the door soon to watch a college football game.  It is raining like cats and dogs and the venue is an outdoor stadium. Something about football in the elements makes the game all the more epic.  This can add to the excitement of being a fan, but it can make for a pretty miserable prospect for being a fan.

Quick Tip: The most important thing about watching a sporting event in the rain is that everyone in your party has a positive attitude about it.  

If the sporting event you are going to may or may not get cancelled by the rain, make sure to have an alternative event planned.  If you going with your family, take them out to lunch or dinner in the town or city that you travelled to instead.  This will brighten the mood.  In the case of my girlfriend, Well Dressed Sports Gal likes going to sporting events when the weather is nice, but her fandom doesn't extend to rain, sleet or snow. Fair enough.  Take a buddy to the game instead and have a nice evening at home with the ladyfriend afterword.  

If your traveling partner is game for traveling to the event, be prepared.  A simple store bought can of waterproofing spray will go a long way.  Bring a waterproofed rain jacket.  Hopefully for you, you've already waterproofed your favorite cap just in case.  If not, shame on you, a can of this stuff is only six bucks.  

Quick Tip #2: If you plan on bringing an umbrella, check on the venue's website to make sure they are allowed in the stadium.  

What I've got my eye on: I just purchased a custom made college football jersey.  Here is hoping these become a trend. I'd go with the commemorative World Series Champions Phillies t-shirt or sweatshirt rather than a cap.  Why?  You can pass it on to your kids and it might be a while until your squad wins another world championship (or your city for that matter Philly).  

A line of vintage t-shirts at Ebbets Field Flannels is really making me salivate.  Check out this San Francisco Seals longsleeve shirt.  Also available are the Rosewell Rockets, Denver Bears, and Jersey Giants. You can wear these under an open zip up hoodie for maximum effect. 

World Series Gear

A hearty congratulations to the Tampa Bay Rays and Philadelphia Phillies for making it to the Fall Classic.  

Caps with the World Series patch are always a fantastic memento (but be forewarned - this might sit in your closet collecting dust if your team doesn't win the series).  Also consider the adjustable World Series caps.  

I'm about to make a post arguing that adjustable caps are making a bit of a comeback - so you can be ahead of the curve by picking up a relaxed adjustable cap at reasonable prices.

On the throwback side - we're big fans of these Philadelphia Stars jerseys.  If you live in Philly, these are must haves.  

Brrr . . . Preparing for Winter

Autumn is easily the best time to be a sports fan.  I can't say this enough.  Football is now well under way and we're in the midst of the baseball playoffs.  Basketball and hockey are on the horizon and the crisp weather gives sports fans' the opportunity to break out the hooded sweatshirt.  As we've mentioned before, NFL hoodies, by-in-large, are not nearly as cool your classic college hooded sweatshirt. But what other tips should a sports fan be aware of as the weather turns cool?  Well, there are plenty, and you've come to the right place.

The very first thing on your shopping list should be a gray hoodie for your favorite team.  Gray might not be the most exciting color in the rainbow, but it can be worn under zipped or buttoned up jackets like these, or it can be worn underneath your jersey.  This works especially well with football jerseys that might run a bit large on you or when attending a hockey game in an arena kept cool.  

Despite the fact that your hands would be chilly without them, we would recommend against going with these kinds of gloves.  If you're headed to an indoor hockey game - why not try some gray wool gloves instead? For fans attending an outdoor football game - consider a pair of Nike cold weather gloves designed to counter the elements.  

Also for NFL fans, we love these throwback hats - but only for going to games or hanging out with the guys.  Let's be honest, they look a little goofy, but we love 'em anyway.  

Be careful when buying an NFL jacket.  Most of the available jackets look a lot like the Starter Jackets kids were getting in fights for in the early 1990s.  Definitely opt for something a little more adult looking like this.  

What to Wear: MLB Playoff Edition 2008

The MLB Playoffs are finally here. October is certainly a magical time of year for sports fans - the leaves are turning, football is well under way and the most exciting and entertaining baseball fireworks are about to launch.

Typically, we recommend buying gear that will look cool around your friends and won't make you look like a tool to the opposite sex. Heck, that is one of the major reasons we started this blog in the first place. That said, many of the rules we have outlined for the baseball season do not apply during the playoffs.

Go ahead, wear some face paint, dye your hair, paint your chest. But if you're going to buy anything commemorating your teams playoff run in 2008 - we'd like you to think about the following.

If your team was lucky enough to win a wild card spot, we'd opt for the general playoff hoodie - rather than anything that says, "Wild Card" on it. The wild card gear sort of says, "Woo, my team came in second place," but it isn't the worst thing we've ever seen.

For the Cubbies, we like this gray hoodie.

If you're a Rays fan - congrats on your first postseason appearance. Go nuts. Forget the rules and celebrate. That said, we still hate any logo that makes us think of tuberculosis. We're fans of this t-shirt.

The Red Sox and Angels have some fun red colors that you can play with, going beyond the typical gray t-shirt or hoodie.

Quick tip: Much of the playoff gear made by Majestic looks high techie, but is actually cotton. Check to see if it is cotton or polyester (which won't shrink) and buy the right size accordingly.

Beer *or* Nobody Likes a Sloppy Sports Fan

Let's face it, one of the best reasons to go to a sporting event as an adult is to sit back and have a couple of beers.  Partly for this reason, I've loved day games ever since I became of age.  The sun is out, many people are playing hooky from work or school, and you can drink during the day - it is basically a magic formula for having a good time.  

The following is our guide to drinking at a sporting event without looking like a complete tool:

1. Start with a classy beer and drink it slowly.  By classy we mean higher quality.  Something that you can actually taste.  In newer ballparks you can find beers like Anchor Steam (San Francisco Giants) and Leinenkugel (Washington Nationals) somewhere in the stadium.  A local brew here is, of course, preferred.  Drink this beer slowly, preferably before the game while you walk around the stadium or relax in your seats. 

2. On a hot day, you don't have to be embarrassed to drink light beer at the ballpark.  Start off with something a bit classier, then feel free to move onto cheaper domestic, light brews.  

3. Certain beers just "go" with certain ballparks.  If you visit Wrigley Field, it is almost a sin not to drink an Old Style.  The St. Louis Cardinals play at Busch Stadium and Budweiser can't be missed.  Coors Field in Denver - um, yeah, you should probably have a Coors.  

All this being said, my friends and I have conducted a pretty complete "cheap beer taste test" and Miller Lite has consistently fallen to the bottom of the list.  Go with an MGD or Miller High Life when visiting the Brewer's stadium in Milwaukee.  

4. Have fun, but don't get out of control.  Having a couple of beers at a game is wonderful - but nothing makes you look like a bigger loser than getting out of control.  The mix of adrenaline and alcohol can have devastatingly uncool effects.  Fighting, screaming obscenities, and drooling on yourself are all enormous red flags to girls and potential new friends (surprising to learn, right?).  

Notes here and there:

With the news that the Mets will be relocating its AAA team from New Orleans to Buffalo - it might be time to pick up some new gear.  The Buffalo Bison's main logo is pretty lackluster, but their batting practice cap is fantastic.  

This New Orleans Pelicans shirt has me drooling.  Perfect broken in look, a bird and a baseball diamond.  This shirt is pretty much perfect for any baseball fan.  This shirt is a close second. 

It isn't often that you see Minor League teams offering the Majestic Therma Base Fleece, but the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers have one that looks sweet.  The squad has just switched its affiliation to the Milwaukee Brewers, so I'm sure some fans from the region will be looking to pick up some new gear.  

Well Dressed Sports Fan - Brilliant Baseball Mind?

Not so much.

So yeah, allow me to take a moment to assess my preseason baseball predictions. Some of them turned out to be decent predictions, but most of them were only effective in showing why I'm trying to become a historian rather than Buster Olney's replacement.

ALCS: Detroit Tigers over Anaheim Angles - I'm going to stick with my pick of the Anaheim Angles here, but I was WAY off about the Detroit Tigers. Man, talk about a disappointing season for a team absolutely stacked with talent.

AL Champs: Detroit Tigers - Um, yeah, dump this pick for the Angles and I look may have looked like I know something about baseball. I fully expect Torii Hunter and co. to make it to the Fall Classic.

NLCS: New York Mets over Chicago Cubs - In retrospect, this wasn't a bad preseason pick. The Cubs won the NL Central and the Mets are poised to make the playoffs this season. With Johan Santana leading the rotation, it will be tough to count these guys out. The midseason acquisition of Rich Harden really helps the Cubs. And who could have predicted the season Ryan Dempster would have this year? Man, I LOVE Canadians.

NL Champs: New York Mets - Could still happen. This lineup is pretty explosive and they have a fantastic ace. The Dodgers and Phillies are pretty dangerous too. Obviously, I want to see the Cubs rotation gel in the last week of the season so they can make a deep run.

World Series: New York Mets over Detroit Tigers - Again, replace the Detroilet Tigers with the Angles and I kind of look intelligent.

Prince Fielder is huge.

NL MVP: Prince Fielder - How is this guy an athlete? Albert Pujols is the clear pick for the NL MVP this season. Of course. Fielder has 33 home runs and 98 RBIs so far - a good season, no doubt, but he fell of the planet when his team really needed him down the stretch.

AL MVP: Joe Mauer (why not?) - in retrospect, this wasn't a terrible choice. .330 batting average with nearly 80 RBIs and 10 jacks. Not bad. Justin Morneau will get some MVP love - but I think he will just miss out (23 home runs and 128 rbis). Both guys have been pretty clutch all year for the Twinkies.

Oh hai. I'm Tim. I look 12.

NL Cy Young: Johan Santana. 14-7 isn't bad. But then Brandon Webb had a coming out party. He was 21-7 this season. Tim Lincecum, despite having a baby face, pitched like a grown man all season. Emily and I saw him pitch in D.C. - damn - sick.

AL Cy Young: C.C. Sabathia. This wasn't a bad pick. He was traded the the NL at mid-season so he won't be eligible for this award. He will get some consideration for the NL Cy Young despite having only pitched half the year there. BTW this guy is 6-7 and 290 lbs. Wowza.

My Sports Bucket List

The following are the top ten sports occurrences I would like to see in my lifetime.

10. The Minnesota Timberwolves become relevant again - For about a decade, the only reason to watch the T-Wolves was a player named Kevin Garnett.  The 6 foot 11 inch forward had a presence on the court that was worth paying admission to watch.  He dominated the game.  I was glued to the tube in 2004 when Garnett, Latrell Sprewell (famous for choking one of his coaches) and Sam Cassell (famous for having a head shaped like an alien) made a deep playoff run.  Since Garnett was traded to the Boston Celtics I have not watched a single NBA game from start to finish.  Shocking, I know.  I've never been a huge NBA basketball fan, but a decent team to follow would make it more interesting.  

9. Minnesota Wild win the Stanley Cup - I'll be the first to admit, I'm not a terribly invested hockey fan.  In fact, I'm probably the definition of a "bandwagon" fan. Sue me. I catch a few games throughout the year and I start watching the NHL regularly only when the playoffs begin.  Even then, I whine and complain about the playoffs lasting into the summer months. Nevertheless, the Stanley Cup is still the coolest trophy in all of sports and it would be great to watch a Minnesota team hoist it.  

8. Spring Training in Arizona - A few years back, I got a chance to see the Minnesota Twins play the Boston Red Sox in Spring Training in Florida.  My life basically hasn't been the same since. A dose of sunshine and baseball in late February and early March - what could be better? Going from red wine and cheese to beer and hotdogs with a side of suntan lotion?!  My god, I'm salivating just thinking about it.  

7. The World Baseball Classic - This international baseball tournament first took place three years ago.  My Grandfather (the year before he died), my Dad and I all got really into it. I happened to be home in Red Wing during the tournament and some of my last days with my Grandfather - who had become ill - were watching the tourny, munching on popcorn and drinking beer.  Ultimately, Japan defeated Cuba in the championship game.  I would love to watch a game in person next year when the tournament returns.  

6. I get a chance to play basketball against Barack Obama.  NO!  H-O-R-S-E.  I want to challenge Obama to a game of horse.  What can I say, the guy would no doubt kick my ass - but the commemorative DVD that the White House would give to me as a gift would make it all worthwhile.   

 

6b. The Minnesota Golden Gophers win the NCAA basketball tournament (without any subsequent major academic scandals surfacing).  

5. The Olympics in Chicago in 2016 - The city of Chicago is up for the 2016 Olympics.  While I tend to be much, much more interested in the winter olympics than the summer olympics, watching them take place in Chicago would be a huge treat.  

4. Minnesota Twins win another World Series in their new ballpark - When I was six years old, the Minnesota Twins won the World Series.  So technically, then, this is an event that has happened in my lifetime.  Unfortunately, my life has pretty much all gone downhill since that point.  After the Twinkies open up a new ballpark in 2010 - I would love to see them do it again.  Give their young pitching rotation a year or two to mature and these guys have a shot.  

3. Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl - Every year, I hype myself into thinking that the Vikes are going to be good this year.  Since the Randy Moss years, however, the Vikings have been middling at best.  I make time to watch every weekend, however, so I'm certainly more than a casual fan.  Three years ago, the Vikings became almost unbearable to watch.  Then, after the defense was finally able to turn it around, the team drafted rookie sensation Adrian Peterson.  Peterson has quickly become   

2. California Golden Bears go to the Rose Bowl - unlike many of the other sports occurrences I am hoping for in my lifetime, a trip to the Rose Bowl would make me happy regardless of the outcome.  Watching a college football game on New Year's Day with great interest, being a part of the Rose Bowl, being arrested in Pasadena for drunk and disorderly conduct - none of these things I've been lucky enough to do.  The last time the Bears went to the Rose Bowl was 1959. The last time they won was 1938. 

 

2b. Minnesota Golden Gophers go to the Rose Bowl - see ramblings above. Oh, and the last time Goldy made it to the Rose Bowl was 1962 (they defeated UCLA).  

1. Chicago Cubs win the World Series - In the summer of 1997, my family and I moved from the city where I was born, St. Paul, to the town where I grew up, Red Wing.  I spent the summer rollerblading - yes, rollerblading - and wishing I had friends.  After a couple of days of banal teenage angst, I discovered the Chicago Cubs on WGN.  A few years later, I moved to Chicago and spent most of my off days at Wrigley Field.  After a nearly a couple of years living on and off in Chicago, I was firmly hooked.  I now follow the Cubs with interest every year - this year probably more than ever.  It has been 100 years since the Cubs last won the World Series. Just getting to the Fall Classic is a feat they haven't accomplished since 1945.  These guys find a new way to break your heart every year.  This year offers more than a few reasons to get excited - but don't hold your breath!  

If all of these ten things happen in my lifetime, I could die a happy man.  I better putin my request to Obama's people now.  

Things noted here and there: 

I'll have an upcoming post focus on baseball divisional championship gear later this week.  The Angles have already clinched the AL West and the Cubs are on their way to . . . well, I won't say it.  Here is what the Cubs divisional championship hat looked like last year.  I might end up snagging a Majestic 2008 Central Division Champs t-shirt if it winds up happening.  

I think I'm in love with this 1939 Chattanooga Lookouts jersey.  This style of crushed hat from The Franchise has really grown on me.  Finally, this Montreal Royals jacket would make me look awesome.  Just sayin'. 

How to Host a Monday Night Football Party

The 2008-2009 regular season of Monday Night Football (MNF) kicks off this evening and I couldn't be more excited to host a "shindig".  

The art of hosting a MNF party, however, is in many ways totally different from hosting a Super Bowl viewing party.  For one, MNF is, for many of us, on a "school night".  It isn't the same as the quasi-national holiday of the Super Bowl.  Most of us have to go to bed a decent time, without having consumed to many adult beverages so that we might drag ourselves into work on Tuesday morning.  For me, the key to a great MNF viewing party is a chill, low-key atmosphere.  This isn't playoff football here, people.  No need to get all crazy.  

Here are some tips to hosting the perfect Monday Night Football get together. 

-Despite the fact that John Madden no longer annoys the viewers of MNF with his blabbering, television commentary for most sporting events continues to be pretty pointless.  Keep the volume low so that people who are so interested in the game can carry a conversation.  Invite a mix of football and non-football fans.  Your favorite team will probably only be featured on MNF once or twice over the course of the season.  If you make this a regular thing, focus mainly on keeping your guests happy.  Is there enough beer and chips on the table?  

-Grab a Heineken Light mini keg.  The novelty of a mini-keg is cool for any party and the imported light beer will satisfy most beer drinkers.  Here is an added tip, buy a plastic pitcher and put it in a bowl surrounded by ice.  Pump out the foamy beer from the keg into the pitcher and let it settle before pouring.   

-Because your team will probably only make one appearance on MNF this season, make your viewing party a celebration of all things football.  Grab a couple of football themed glasses, napkins and bowls this week at the story, and consider hanging a vintage jersey from the wall in your tv room.  

-If your team is playing, especially on an away week, expect a higher turnout than usual and be prepared with additional food and drink.  

-If you're going to a MNF viewing party, the same rule applies as with the Super Bowl, you are allowed to wear a jersey from your favorite team, even if they aren't playing that evening.  Here is an important tip however - don't go overboard.  Vikings fans, leave the horns at home unless Minnesota is actually playing in the game.  

-If all else fails, wear a well broken in vintage t-shirt from any sport. 

Have fun and enjoy the game! 

What to Wear: Boston Red Sox

The Boston Red Sox have one of the most dedicated and hardcore franchises in all of professional sports.  They also have one of the most recognizable hats in all of Major League Baseball.  Once the Red Sox finally pulled off a World Series victory after an 86 year long drought - it seemed as though every sports fan in the Northeast was somehow required to purchase one of these on the field caps (and if you did happen to buy one of those 5950 caps, be sure to check out our post on breaking them in). Even if you had never watched a full Red Sox game in your life - you suddenly had an uncle, who had a cousin, who lived right in the heart of the city. Or something.  

Longtime Red Sox fans must feel like serious wine drinkers after the movie Sideways came out. Smothered by newbie fans who suddenly think they are some kind of experts.  The crushing throng has only increased with the addition of popular Japanese pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka - making the fanbase increasingly international.

With so much Red Sox gear available, and so many newbie fans, how can you manage to look like a cool fan - instead of some crazed idiot who over does it?  Whether your at Fenway, or just watching the games at home this post is all about how to be a well dressed Boston Red Sox fan.

For as much crap as I give some of my friends who follow the Red Sox about the growing number of bandwagon Red Sox caps I seem to see on a daily basis - the iconic Boston Red Sox hat really does look pretty darn good.  Unlike the Yankees hat, it has a little color, but it doesn't clash with most guy attire.  If you're going to a game; we recommend topping it off with the team's red alternate jersey or outerwear jacket.  The logos here don't duplicate - instead, they compliment each other.  

Quick Tip: We recommend - as with most sports apparel - that you wear only one item of your favorite team unless you are actually going to the game or going out to watch it on tv. Stock up on standard colored polos or pocket t-shirts and top it off with your favorite hat if you're going for the casual look.  For playoff runs - we expect that all bets will be off.   

If you want to opt for something a bit different, check out this 1890 Boston Beaneaters t-shirt - which would go well with a kelly green Red Sox hat.  The Beaneaters' home jersey makes more sense to wear with a cap bearing the Red Sox standard colors (extra points for a throwback with a collar).  

I've also noticed a lot of fans wearing business suits to games at Fenway.  Trust me, I respect the fact that you came to the game straight from work - I get it.  But seriously, I don't want to hear your complain three rows back when you spill ketchup on your threads. Why not buy an extra hoodie to leave at work?  If you're invited to Fenway after closing time, grab the hoodie on your way out.  Ditch your suit coat and put the hoodie on instead.

Dos and Don'ts: Chicago Baseball Fans

Chicago baseball fans have starkly different reputations based on gross generalizations.  The city, generally divided into south and north sides is home to two Major League Baseball teams, both of which are enjoying a significant amount of success this season.  The Chicago White Sox, on the city's south side, recently won a World Series.  The Chicago Cubs, on the other hand, are still looking to end a century-long championship drought this season.  

White Sox fans have the reputation of being blue collar and more knowledgeable about the game.  I'm still waiting to have a friendly, intelligent discussion about the game with a White Sox fan - and I'd be willing to put money on the notion that this reputation comes as a response to the perceived makeup of the Cubs' fanbase.  The Cubs have a reputation of attracting more white collar, former fraternity members, less interested in the game itself than the scene at Wrigley Field.  As a Cubs fan, I'd like to believe that this isn't always true.  Heck, when you listen to John Cusack visit the booth on WGN - you know that it isn't always true.  The guy knows his stuff, plain and simple.   

All this said, every team's fanbase does tend to have a particular personality, which is likely to be subjected to stereotype and cliche.  In order to look cool at a baseball game in Chicago, try to avoid the common pitfalls that so many fans fall into.  Figure out a way to stand out without over doing it.  

Quick Tip: If you attend a game at Wrigley Field, avoid wearing anything pink.  Serious baseball fans constantly mock female Cubs fans wearing their pink jerseys, t-shirts and hats. Besides, Cubbie blue looks good on most women.   

Well Dressed Sports Guy: It is hard to put into words how terrible this get-up is, but I'll try.  This isn't just a crime against sports, this is a crime against humanity.

Well Dressed Girlfriend: Agreed.  Although honestly, if some pigtailed brunette was wearing that to be adorable, I'd hate it even more.  Balancing the surplus testosterone is usually a good idea, but this is not the right way to do it.  How about try some bright blue sunglasses or something equally kitchy, but not furry.

Well Dressed Sports Guy: This guy does pretty much everything correctly, right up to the point where he gets smoked by a dude twice his age employed to wear a children's batting helmet and shag foul balls.  You've got to hand it to the guy, his jersey fits him correctly (not too baggy), his shorts aren't outrageously long and he isn't wearing a dorky hat. A Cubs franchise hat or Cubs New Era 5950 hat would also work here.

Well Dressed Girlfriend: He looks normal.  If you're looking for a second glance, spice it up a bit.  If you are just looking to not make waves, but still exhibit fandom, this look's for you.

Well Dressed Sports Guy: Fukudome has been a fan favorite this season, so a lot of bandwagon jumpers have picked up his jersey.  Don't get me wrong, I've got one hanging in my closet, but I would hesitate before going overboard.  The Cubs alternate blue jersey works well here, but I would ditch the silly armband.  It says, "I wanted to go clubbing with Justin Timberlake in early 2003," not, "I'm a serious baseball fan."  

Well Dressed Girlfriend: Really, it says 'first 500 fans get a free t-shirt" to me.  Even if you're a Fukudome fan from the beginning (I know, I know), you've got to let it go.  This kind of thing happens all the time to hipsters who swear-to-god-listened-to-that-band-in-a-loft-in-Queens-in-99, and they dutifully step aside to allow the general population their simple pleasures.  Fukudome fans, it's your turn.

Well Dressed Sports Guy:  Ummm, yeah?

Well Dressed Girlfriend: I'll bet you $12 she's from New Jersey.  Nice work, though, getting some cleavage out in the open without being tasteless. Seriously, that's hard to do at a day game.

Final Take: Baseball tickets in Chicago are hard to come by because the city is filled with both serious and casual fans.  We recommend breaking the mold a bit if you want to look good at Wrigley or the Cell.  For White Sox fans, check out this Negro League Chicago American Giants jacket. In fact, the color scheme for American Giants throwbacks works for both teams, depending on whether you are looking at road or home threads.  Their home jerseys from 1919 would look great with a Cubs hat.  The same is true for their 1926 duds. 

The Chicago Whales, the city's Federal League team, also had jerseys possessing elements of both the White Sox and Cubs color schemes.  Their road jersey from 1914 is pretty spectacular, but the 1915 Chicago Whales home jersey takes the cake as possibly one of the sweetest jerseys I've seen in awhile.  Try rocking this with a Chicago Cubs 5950 road hat and be prepared to have an intelligent baseball conversation with a north sider.  

What to Wear: LA Galaxy

With the news that Bruce Arena just took over as head coach and GM, renewed interest may appear in the Los Angeles Galaxy.  The Galaxy are perhaps the best known Major League Soccer (MLS) team of the moment and the acquisition of international superstar David Beckham has brought on board hoards of new fans.  So how do you stand out from the crowd as a Galaxy fan? What looks good?  What doesn't work?  Well, as usual, we're here to help.

As expected, the David Beckham gear is everywhere when going to a Galaxy game.  And unless he is by far your favorite player - we'd advise against buying it.  Sure, the Well Dressed Sports Girlfriend and I are as hot and heavy for Becks as the next couple - but Beckham's role as the soccer's American ambassador means that nearly everyone seems to have his jersey. 

 

Instead, if you're going to go with a jersey, we recommend going with the team's away jersey, which is a bit more colorful than their home duds.  The problem with white polyester jerseys is the fact that they stain.  If you plan on wearing your jersey to a sports bar or a game - this might just be something to consider.  The blue and gold of the road jersey works well, though we'd advise against wearing bright colored jerseys to most non-sports events.

Soccer teams aren't known for the best selection of caps and the Galaxy doesn't appear to be any different.  If you were a fan of the Chicago Fire, a beenie would be a great call, but if you're an L.A. Fan, you probably watch most of your games in Southern California - so we'd advise you to avoid hats here all together.

Instead of wearing a hat - hardcore soccer fans often opt for the team scarf.  I think these team scarfs can actually look pretty cool with a solid color winter jacket and a plain t-shirt or polo. Having an L.A. Galaxy scarf doesn't accomplish the well traveled European look that a foreign team's might - but it still works. 

So if you're a casual fan of the Galaxy - I'd go with the scarf.  A more hardcore fan might consider an away jersey, which I think looks pretty cool.  

Well Dressed Sports Girlfriend's Take: 

I like this scarf.  It reminds me a little bit of a 70's candy bar, and really, can you go wrong wearing campy candy?  No.  Seriously, though, the scarf is a really fun accessory and wears much differently than in-your-face jerseys, body paint, and even hats.  The scarf says Big Fan, but even better, a fan with Style.  And what more can the well dressed sports fan ask for?  

Showing National Pride Without Looking Like a National Goofball

I've just gotta say it, the official Olympics logo usually looks a bit lame on clothing.  Further, the Olympic gear is highly time sensitive.  Sort of like that Super Bowl XL (2006) t-shirt, it won't be cool for another 15 years, when it finally becomes vintage.  The Olympics 2008 merchandise looks neat now, while the games are actually going, but once the craze dies down - the stuff instantly looks dated.

Back in 2002, during the Salt Lake City Olympics, everyone was wearing those god-awful roots stocking caps that looked like they belonged in a Charles Dickens novel.  People were running around looking like little matchstick girls.  Just terrible.  

A number of team sports such baseball (which will soon be discontinued from the Olympics), basketball, soccer, and hockey feature events for both the Olympics as well as a number of world tournaments.  In my opinion - unless you are a huge fan of a particular Olympics only sport - consider picking up something for one of these teams rather than that "USA Field Hockey" shirt that might look cool every four years.

A USA baseball hat, Canada hockey jersey, or washed Brazil soccer t-shirt, not only looks cooler, it will be useful for more occasions than a "Beijing 2008" hoodie.  

Now don't get me wrong, I'm all about cheering on your country, but I would avoid wearing more than one piece of flare unless you are traveling to see your country play a match.  A cool Team USA baseball hat, however, can be worn with a solid t-shirt or polo should to make you look great at any ballpark.  

If you are traveling to an Olympic event, consider picking up a simple t-shirt that will look good when handed down to your kids.  I would kill for a vintage 1980 Lake Placid Winter Olympics t-shirt.

Final call: If you are traveling to the Olympics, pick up a fun piece of clothing with the year and location proudly front and center.  The gear will look cool around your friends when you get home and once it has runs its course and looks a bit out of date, you can save it and pass it along to your kids along with your stories from your trip to the games.  

Read a bit more about the tragedy that is Olympic fashion here.

Quick Tips: Wear Glasses? Go for the Crushed Hat

Do you wear glasses and look like a bit of a dork in a 5950 hat?  Opt for a crushed hat instead. The looser dome will allow a bit of room for your eyeglasses.  

If you insist on wearing the MLB on the field cap, do the same thing that you would to fit your sunglasses under the bill of the cap - don't bend it quite as much as you normally might.  We recommend the Francisco Liriano look, rather than the Joba Chamberlain look.  Joba looks like one of the Mario Brothers with the perfectly straight bill.

What to Wear: New York Jets

It should be an exciting year to be a New York Jets fan.  After a 4-12 season last year, the fanbase has reason to be excited again after acquiring future Hall of Famer Brett Favre.  While Favre might not lead the Jets to the promised land this season, he certainly gives new fans a reason to jump on board the bandwagon and provides lifelong fans with even more reason to show their pride.

Brett Favre jerseys have been flying off the shelves at NFL.com. These jerseys will no doubt be the "hot" item this upcoming season at the Meadowlands, but we recommend looking just a little bit different from the crowd of number 4 jerseys.  We love jerseys, but Favre isn't exactly at the start of a promising young career - so we predict they will look a bit dated within a couple of years.  You don't see too many Joe Montana Kansas City Chiefs jerseys anymore, right?

Check out these "Ithaca is Pretty" shirts from M. Phil Designs here.  Match the shirt with either a casual looking Jets hat or the team's 2008 draft hat.  The shirt and hat combo looks great and isn't over the top - which is key if you hope to snag anyone's number during pre and post game festivities.

The Jets logo and colors also look good in more traditional fitted caps like this one.

Once again, avoid player "tribute" tees like this one.  If you have that much of a man crush ona player like Favre, it might be wise to pick up a jersey instead. After you make your purchase, consider counseling before you become a full blown stalker.  If you do opt for the Favre jersey, we suggest snagging a throwback "alternate" jersey.  These will set you apart from the crowd. Unfortunately, "authentic" versions of these jerseys (with sewn on numbers) are not yet available as of this posting.  Be sure to keep your eyes peeled for the authentic versions of these to appear, as they will last you much longer than the replica versions.

Be sure to check out our other tips for looking good this football season here.  Also, check out our Preseason NFL Preview.  You can find other fun designs from M Phil Designs here.